Cowart's Common Room
Call Security!

Uploaded Image

We were in our local well known computer/electrical shop on the way home last night to spend a gift voucher we got for Christmas. HO chose a nice new whizzy mixer combo thing for the kitchen and we went to pay for it.
At the counter the girl put it through the till and waved the wand all round the box...
"I'll just make sure the tag doesn't set off the alarm." says she
"Ha ha , yes we don't want to be rugby tackled on our way out" jokes HO
"Ha ha, don't worry" she said leaning closer over the counter...

"you'd be lucky to get a quick jog!" Laughing

Posted at 12th Jan 2019 - 11:25AM   Posted by Fairy Nuff   Call Security! Comments: 4

Fennie's Avatar Ho Ho.

When we first came to Wales we bought three goslings which as is the wont of these things grew rapidly into young geese.
We happened to live next door to the police station and when we went away in August for a holiday we told the police, mentioning also that someone would be around to feed them.

Well, a couple of young policemen decided one night that they would check on the house. But they didn't know anything about how aggressive geese can be if disturbed and in consequence were rapidly seen off by our feathered friends vowing never to approach the house again. Very HappyVery Happy

Posted by: Fennie on 12th Jan 2019 at 12:08PM

Faith's Avatar From the photo FN I imagined you had been chased by a goose!

Posted by: Faith on 12th Jan 2019 at 03:59PM

Fairy Nuff's Avatar I couldn't find a decent photo of a security guard Faith.Laughing

Her comment just made us giggle at the presumably lack of or inefficiency of their security team. Very Happy

Posted by: Fairy Nuff on 12th Jan 2019 at 05:23PM

Camilla's Avatar Love that pic of GooseyVery Happy

Posted by: Camilla on 13th Jan 2019 at 11:14AM

Please login to comment

Sorry you must be logged in to post a comment