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The Silent Treatment...
>
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
> each
> other the silent treatment.
>
>
> Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
> He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning
> business flight.
>
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote
> on a piece of paper,
> 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM '
>
> He left it where he knew she would find it.
>
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
> and he had missed his flight.
>
> Furious, he was about to go and
> see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
> by
> the bed.
>
> The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
>
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>
>
>
> WIFE VS. HUSBAND
>
> A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
> word.
>
> An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
> neither of them wanted to concede their position.
>
> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
> the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
>
> 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws''
>
>
> WOMEN'S REVENGE..
> 'Cash, cheque or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished
> to purchase.
>
> As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a
> television set in her purse.
>
> 'So, do you always carry your TV remote?'
> I asked.
>
> 'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,
> and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'
>
>
>
>
>
>
> UNDERSTANDING WOMEN..
> (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
>
> I know I'm not going to understand women.
> I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
> pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
> and still be afraid of a spider..
>
>
> W O R D S..
>
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a
> day...
> 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>
> The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat
> everything to men...
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
>
>
> CREATION..
>
> A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
> so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
>
> ' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
>
> God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me.
>
> God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !!!
>
>
> WHO DOES WHAT..
>
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who
> should brew the coffee each morning.
>
> The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first,
> and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'
>
> The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around here and
> you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
> coffee.'
>
> Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
> that the man should do the coffee.'
>
> Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
>
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
> and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed
> says..........'HEBREWS'
>
>
> God may have created man before woman,
> but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece..
>
>
>
>
>
> SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN
> HANDLE IT !!!
>
>

Posted at 27th Mar 2009 - 11:56PM   Posted by Silverhead   Men and  women Comments: 6

Re:
Puffin's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Puffin on 28th Mar 2009 at 01:13AM

Re:
Peterwf's Avatar We men have no chance.Wink

Posted by: Peterwf on 28th Mar 2009 at 08:57AM

Re:
KittyB's Avatar very funny Very Happy

Posted by: KittyB on 28th Mar 2009 at 09:22AM

Re:
Jackofall's Avatar But they'd be terribly bored without us, Peterwf Confused

Posted by: Jackofall on 28th Mar 2009 at 10:53AM

Re:
Westerwitch's Avatar Really . . . but would we . . . Twisted Evil

Posted by: Westerwitch on 28th Mar 2009 at 12:46PM

Re:
CalicoKate's Avatar Brilliant LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: CalicoKate on 28th Mar 2009 at 06:50PM

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