Cowart's Common Room
Mum is silenced

My Mum like to talk- could win prizes etc. Especially vocal when I'm driving- nasty junctions, heavy traffic, looking out for signs- all to a background of chatter. The other day I mentioned I'd been invited to an Ann Summers party- Oh said mother I know about those- underwear isn't it? Well yes I replied and other things too such as sex toys. I drove for several hundred yards with total silence- followed at last by "But I don't understand, what are sex toys?" Decided to concentrate on parking.

Posted at 18th Mar 2009 - 09:23AM   Posted by Lily   Mum is silenced Comments: 13

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Toady's Avatar I've got one of those too.

Posted by: Toady on 18th Mar 2009 at 09:53AM

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Westerwitch's Avatar What a mother, or a sex toy? Shocked

Posted by: Westerwitch on 18th Mar 2009 at 12:15PM

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Faith's Avatar I've got one of those and several of the otherLaughing

Posted by: Faith on 18th Mar 2009 at 12:27PM

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Toady's Avatar OOOOh WW what do you mean????LaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Toady on 18th Mar 2009 at 12:31PM

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Westerwitch's Avatar Rolling Eyes WHAT ARE you lot like . . . ArrowArrowArrow

Posted by: Westerwitch on 18th Mar 2009 at 12:36PM

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ChrisH's Avatar My mum got thrown out of a sex shop in Amsterdam... so I'm with Lily's mum on this one!Embarassed

Posted by: ChrisH on 18th Mar 2009 at 03:07PM

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How on earth did she get thrown out :: mind boggling:: and dont tell me testing the goods! Shocked

Posted by: Zoe on 18th Mar 2009 at 03:25PM

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Westerwitch's Avatar yeah - come on we are all intrigued now! Shocked

Posted by: Westerwitch on 18th Mar 2009 at 03:26PM

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these exchanges are cracking me up--again!! Laughing

Posted by: Seashell Cosmos on 18th Mar 2009 at 04:05PM

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ChrisH's Avatar Berlime, got locked out the common room! Ma has a VERY loud embarassing (to me) laugh and she was on a trip to Amsterdam with one of her granny mates when they invaded a sex shop and fell around laughing at all the er, goods. The shop decided that two wrinklies hooting at their serious sex toys were not boosting sales (or anything else!) and asked them to leave!

Posted by: ChrisH on 18th Mar 2009 at 04:11PM

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Lily's Avatar Just remembered Mum also had a look in the sex shop in Bristol- she was waiting for a friend and as she said "it was raining". Don't think she quite understood the goods so to speak- maybe expalins why I'm an only child.

Posted by: Lily on 18th Mar 2009 at 05:58PM

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Silverhead's Avatar This can't be right. I've never seen a sex toy and have four children.Shocked

Posted by: Silverhead on 18th Mar 2009 at 10:53PM

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Puffin's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Puffin on 19th Mar 2009 at 02:35AM

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