Cowart's Common Room

For the faint hearted, don't worry you can read on , this isn't a pornographic post.We've finally picked ourselves up off the floor and hubby has gone for a lie down.For those of you who have read my posts in the past, you will know that my lovely mum has a terrible habit of mixing up words.She rang us earlier and my hubby took the call and after a short conversation he threw me the phone ,collapsing in a heap ,with tears running down his face and obviously in dire need of the heimlich manoevre.After enquiring after his mental health, mum proceeded to ask me if I thought she should let the man from United Utilities in, who wanted to check for orgasms.Struggling not to laugh , with hubby still rolling round the floor, I told her it was organisms.She was having none of that,she didn't appreciate my suggestive innuendo at her expense.Rolling Eyes"your dad told him we last had one about 2002" she continued "and your dad says he must be genuine because he's stood at the door with his thing in his hands".....well that was it, Terry Wogan's "Janet and John" tales sprang to mind and I had to disconnect the phone.We have laughed until we've cried and now I've got to ring and blame BT for an unavoidable disconnection.She really is just priceless, my mum!!!Very HappyVery Happy

Posted at 14th Mar 2009 - 03:10PM   Posted by Lawyerlady   orgasms!!!! Comments: 15

Arosebyanyothername's Avatar I'm in hysterics here - and I am trying to cut out a costume! My mother used to get her words mixed up too which caused the family a few laughs but nothing as priceless as this. It's a pity you can't bottle it and sell it as a tonic!

Posted by: Arosebyanyothername on 14th Mar 2009 at 03:28PM

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Posted by: CalicoKate on 14th Mar 2009 at 03:51PM

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Posted by: Lampworkbeader on 14th Mar 2009 at 04:11PM

Westerwitch's Avatar Noooooo, noooooo stop . . . .LaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Westerwitch on 14th Mar 2009 at 04:45PM


Posted by: @themill on 14th Mar 2009 at 05:00PM

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Love it.

Posted by: Blossomcottage on 14th Mar 2009 at 05:47PM

Preseli Mags's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing Funniest thing I've heard in ages! Priceless! Thank you for such a good giggle on a sunny Saturday. LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Preseli Mags on 14th Mar 2009 at 05:50PM

Mollygolver's Avatar Your mum is an absolute tonic. Wot a lovely mum. Send her a great big beautiful bunch of orgasms for Mothering SundayLaughing

Posted by: Mollygolver on 14th Mar 2009 at 07:06PM

KittyB's Avatar Fantastic, so funny! Laughing

Posted by: KittyB on 14th Mar 2009 at 08:58PM

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Posted by: Snailbeachshepherdess on 14th Mar 2009 at 09:47PM

LittleBrownDog's Avatar Priceless! Does she realise afterwards what she's said, or just carry on regardless? Wonder what the man with his thing in his hands made of it all Shocked


Posted by: LittleBrownDog on 14th Mar 2009 at 11:10PM

Reminds me of the time my pregnant friend's mother said she was going to have to be 'seduced' to which I replied, no, I think that happened 9 months ago.

Posted by: Celtic Heart on 15th Mar 2009 at 02:48PM

Withy Brook's Avatar Very very very funny - and I really loved the man with his thing in his hands - that was the bit that really finished me off Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing 'rolling about icon' 'rolling about icon'

Posted by: Withy Brook on 15th Mar 2009 at 05:23PM

Inthemud's Avatar Absolutely priceless!!LaughingLaughing

Posted by: Inthemud on 15th Mar 2009 at 06:06PM

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Posted by: Bodran on 17th Mar 2009 at 01:06PM

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