Cowart's Common Room
Something for the Uk residents amongt us...

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Great Britain is in DEEP trouble...


The population of the country is

approximately 60 million.


32 million are retired.


That leaves 28 million to do the work.

There are 17 million in school or at Universities.
Which leaves 11 million to do the work.

Of this there are 8 million employed by the UK government.
Leaving 3 million to do the work.

1.2 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden, and fighting in Afghanistan .

Which leaves 1.8 million to do the work.

Take from that total the 0.8 million people who work for Local County Councils. And that leaves 1 million to do the work.

At any given time there are 488,000 people in hospitals or claiming Invalidity Benefit.

Leaving 512,000 to do the work.

Now, there are 511,998 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.


And there you are,

Sitting on your derriere,

At your computer, reading jokes.


Is it any wonder that we are in such a mess and that I am stressed out through trying to cope on my own and I don't even live there anymore?
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Posted at 9th Mar 2009 - 12:56PM   Posted by Unpeuloufoque   Something for  the Uk residents amongt us... Comments: 9

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Preseli Mags's Avatar Fortunately Britain has about one million illegal immigrants to do the work. Wink

Posted by: Preseli Mags on 9th Mar 2009 at 01:00PM

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Cait's Avatar The maths is wrong there are four of us online.

Posted by: Cait on 9th Mar 2009 at 01:06PM

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LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: @themill on 9th Mar 2009 at 01:54PM

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Westerwitch's Avatar Ah but it will all work out if you tuck your vest in.

Posted by: Westerwitch on 9th Mar 2009 at 01:57PM

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Crystal Jigsaw's Avatar Love it, UPL. Laughing

Posted by: Crystal Jigsaw on 9th Mar 2009 at 02:14PM

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Lampworkbeader's Avatar And I don't go to work any moreLaughing Thank goodness

Posted by: Lampworkbeader on 9th Mar 2009 at 02:18PM

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Muddyboots's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughing love it

Posted by: Muddyboots on 9th Mar 2009 at 07:08PM

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Silverhead's Avatar Love it and all the comments. You are avery funny lot LaughingLaughing

Posted by: Silverhead on 9th Mar 2009 at 07:17PM

Re:
Fennie's Avatar There's no work left to be done.

Posted by: Fennie on 9th Mar 2009 at 07:20PM

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