Cowart's Common Room
As Told by a Redhead

With apologies to Blossom and no doubt to others, too.

Two blondes were looking at the moonlit sky.

Ist Blonde: I wonder which is furthest away: the moon or Florida?

2nd Blonde: Hallo? Can you see Florida?

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Two blondes are stranded one each side of a busy road

Ist Blonde: How do I get to the other side?

2nd Blonde: (Pause) But you are on the other side!

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A redhead goes to the doctor.
"Doctor," she says, "I ache all over my body."
She presses her shoulder with her index finger, and then her arm and then her thigh and then her foot and finally her stomach. Each time she presses with her finger she winces with pain.
The doctor considers. "You're not really a redhead are you?" he asks.
"I'm afraid not - underneath the colour I'm really a blonde."
"Just as I thought," says the doctor. "Your finger's broken."

Posted at 13th Dec 2008 - 09:44PM   Posted by Fennie   As Told by a Redhead Comments: 3

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Naughty Fennie ..but very funny.
Blossom

Posted by: Blossomcottage on 14th Dec 2008 at 08:27AM

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From a redheaded PFG - CHEEKY!!!

Posted by: Pinkfairygran on 14th Dec 2008 at 11:58AM

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Westerwitch's Avatar Smirk smirk

Posted by: Westerwitch on 14th Dec 2008 at 01:01PM

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