Cowart's Common Room

This is true...

Pat walked into the hardware shop in town to get some steel wool.

The young girl behind the counter said "what do you want it for?"

Now Pat is a man of few words, who doesn't really like entering into discussions about anything.

With a dead straight face he replied

"I'm knitting a kettle"

The poor girl looked so confused....

I laughed all the way home...LaughingLaughing

Posted at 17th Nov 2008 - 10:45AM   Posted by Salle de Bain   Silliness! Comments: 4

LittleBrownDog's Avatar That is priceless!Very Happy Wondering whether I could keep a straight enough face to try it in our local hardware shop.

Posted by: LittleBrownDog on 17th Nov 2008 at 11:09AM

Fennie's Avatar I like it! But how would you react if you had been the shop assistant? With a laugh? With an 'I see' followed by an unspokem 'We've got a right one here.' Or would you have batted straight back 'In that case you'll be needing a pattern!'

Posted by: Fennie on 17th Nov 2008 at 11:43AM

Westerwitch's Avatar Oh I shall remember that one . . . excellent Laughing

Posted by: Westerwitch on 17th Nov 2008 at 01:37PM

Camilla's Avatar LaughingLaughing

Posted by: Camilla on 18th Nov 2008 at 01:20AM

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