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Such a heinous crime!


I haven't heard the end of this all week!!!

All because on Monday night, whilst enjoying a nice glass of red in the kitchen, I absentmindedly devoured 6 Jaffa Cakes whilst reading a magazine....well...alcohol drops your blood sugar doesn't it?

I'm suddenly a pariah, and yesterday I overheard him saying to his mother " she ate six you know".

No wonder I need to comfort eat around here!!

It'll probably be on the Parish notice board by the end of the week!!

"No one needs to eat more than two biscuits at one are a glutton" says he.

"You are a draconian power freak" says I

This could lead to divorce....

Anyway, I'm sure they don't make Jaffa cakes as big as they used to do they?

um...just out of interest....was six a tad excessive do you think?Embarassed

Posted at 13th Nov 2008 - 10:28AM   Posted by Salle de Bain   Such a heinous crime! Comments: 15

Exmoorjane's Avatar I think it was positively restrained. I won't have Jaffa cakes in the house as (although I usually loathe orange flavoured things - Chocolate Oranges, yuk) I would just scarf the entire packet. No question. Ban the draconian power freak. And yes, they are smaller. Sad

Posted by: Exmoorjane on 13th Nov 2008 at 10:32AM

Annakarenin's Avatar Embarassed hope the two quota only concerns Jaffa cakes.

Posted by: Annakarenin on 13th Nov 2008 at 10:36AM

6 packets maybe Embarassed i love em.x

Posted by: Bodran on 13th Nov 2008 at 10:56AM

Westerwitch's Avatar ONLY six - lightweight . . . as for the husband poke him in the eye.

Posted by: Westerwitch on 13th Nov 2008 at 11:30AM

My first husband used to be like that with me (my snack preference is for pieces of cheese). I left him!

Posted by: Sueatkilmeedy on 13th Nov 2008 at 11:57AM

Unpeuloufoque's Avatar six was not excessive him telling his mother is!!!

Posted by: Unpeuloufoque on 13th Nov 2008 at 12:14PM

Milla's Avatar 6 is very modest. as long as you brush your teeth well after it.

Posted by: Milla on 13th Nov 2008 at 12:14PM

Arosebyanyothername's Avatar Nah! Couldn't eat six Jaffa cakes but if you are offering chocolate digestives..... What am I talking about I'm on a diet and so hungry I have absentmindedly made a pot of tea without putting any teabags in!. Doh!

Posted by: Arosebyanyothername on 13th Nov 2008 at 12:39PM

Ivy's Avatar six was not excessive six was just the starter. what ever does he think he's doing? or did he want the whole packet for himself?

Posted by: Ivy on 13th Nov 2008 at 01:22PM

Faith's Avatar Oh I could eat six easily - and they are low fat too arent they? No really they are!

Posted by: Faith on 13th Nov 2008 at 01:34PM

Colon makes a trifle Yuk useing a pack of jaffa cakes as the sponge . ps he's no lightweight.

Posted by: Bodran on 13th Nov 2008 at 02:26PM

Mootia's Avatar Wagon Wheels have definitely got smaller too! Twisted Evil

Posted by: Mootia on 13th Nov 2008 at 02:33PM

6 jaffa cakes. How on earth didn't they stick to the roof of your mouth?

Posted by: Expatmum on 13th Nov 2008 at 05:41PM

By the time you reach my age everything is getting smaller! (Except me) Sigh.

Posted by: Crucifix on 13th Nov 2008 at 05:54PM

Jayem's Avatar Six Jaffa cakes is actually quite a restrained intake, obviously your husband doesn't actually like them, else he'd know that. But telling his mother, well...... words fail me!

Posted by: Jayem on 13th Nov 2008 at 06:13PM

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