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My cat hates me!!

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Once deB is fed, watered and packed off to work each morning, my routine is to put the kettle on again for a nice milky coffee. I then nip up the garden and feed the chooks and ducks whilst it's boiling. I usually throw a fleece on over my pyjamas, step out of my slippers, and into my wellies and dash up there smartish.

I keep a pair of old socks in my wellies, to make the job quicker. Both wellies and animal feed are kept in the garage.

A few days ago, I was performing the normal ritual...but remembered that I'd put my wellie socks in the wash the previous day. I couldn't be bothered to go all the way upstairs to get a clean pair, so I decided to go without.

I pushed my foot into one wellie, and felt in the bottom of one what I thought must have been a misplaced trainer sock, so I kept on pushing....harder.

Lumpy, furry, crack! crunch!....uuuugghh!!! it was a mummified mouse ShockedShockedShockedShocked

If you heard a faint scream in the distance around 0830 on Monday, that was me by the way!!

Now my question is this....given the height of the wellies (and they are always kept upright)..... this surely is a calculated and pre-meditated crime committed by one black cat named 'Tuddy Pat'....especially as said boots hadn't even been knocked over during the event?

Could it have anything to do, I wonder, with the recent reduction in cat biscuit quality, as part of our anti-recession, belt tightening measures.....?

Where's lawyerlady? Do I have rights?

Posted at 5th Nov 2008 - 11:52AM   Posted by Salle de Bain   My cat hates me!! Comments: 17

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Westerwitch's Avatar Well berlimey I'm impressed.

Posted by: Westerwitch on 5th Nov 2008 at 12:35PM

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Milla's Avatar the cat when I was a child used to seek out my mother's boots - entailing a long wait if necessary. And then reach up to be sick into them.
Frankly, you got off lightly!
And surely mummified has to be better than still warm and snuggling between teh toes??
I'll get me coat.

Posted by: Milla on 5th Nov 2008 at 12:43PM

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Milla's Avatar PS are you still having probs with blogging? I'm thinking of your PM yesterday - and then clicked on your name just now to go to your blog and it wasn't found? Can anyone else help Sal??

Posted by: Milla on 5th Nov 2008 at 12:45PM

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Ivy's Avatar the mouse fled from your cat, ran up the wellies hid and died of heart attack or inner bleeding. Your cat is still wondering whereit went!

Posted by: Ivy on 5th Nov 2008 at 12:50PM

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Salle de Bain's Avatar Good theory Ivy, but I wear the boots daily...and he was a mummified mouse. This post-mortem dessication, combined with regular access to exhibit 1 (boots) suggests that death occurred around....WHAT'S THE MATTER?...oh sorry...er.... I watch Columbo when I'm doing the ironing on Sunday afternoons!!

Posted by: Salle de Bain on 5th Nov 2008 at 01:22PM

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Bayou's Avatar Mystery! Who else could have let drop the mummified mouse into your wellies? (My son used to do tricks like that and since then I have the reflex to turn the wellies upside down before putting them on Mr. Green)
Perhaps you should ask inspector Barnaby? (I love this series and I always think that Withy might have offered her home once for a shoot Razz)

Posted by: Bayou on 5th Nov 2008 at 02:06PM

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KittyB's Avatar shudder. Have to admit I always check my clogs for spiders, but never thought of looking for a mouse in my boots!

Posted by: KittyB on 5th Nov 2008 at 02:22PM

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Preseli Mags's Avatar I think 'Tuddy Pat' is commenting on the current standard of cat biscuit. Wink

I once found a very squishy recently deceased mouse in my riding boots. Have you ever tried to get long rubber riding boots off in a hurry? Shocked Now I ALWAYS check my boots!

Posted by: Preseli Mags on 5th Nov 2008 at 03:51PM

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Faith's Avatar Oh yuck and double yuckShocked

Posted by: Faith on 5th Nov 2008 at 03:53PM

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Jayem's Avatar no, no! How can you think such a thing? Your Tuddy Pat is simply making an offering to help out in these straightened times, doing the best he can, and leaving his gift where he is certain you will find itWink

Posted by: Jayem on 5th Nov 2008 at 04:04PM

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Ivy's Avatar Never heard of Saint Nicholas doing good to the poor leaving sweets or money in the shoe - well I have to admit your cat is a month early. You probably have a Dutch or German cat!Rolling Eyes

Posted by: Ivy on 5th Nov 2008 at 05:37PM

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Lawyerlady's Avatar At least Sal your cat didn't pee in your boots like mine did....and you can never get rid of the smell.I think that probably this could be construed as a threat by Tuddy Pat, a warning of worse to come if rations aren't resumed quickly.psst ever heard of the "puss in boots"mystery?

Posted by: Lawyerlady on 5th Nov 2008 at 09:44PM

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Cait's Avatar I think the mouse died in the welly!

Posted by: Cait on 5th Nov 2008 at 11:21PM

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Made me laugh - but I am sorry for you, honest!

Laughing

Posted by: Crucifix on 5th Nov 2008 at 11:47PM

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TIGGYWINKLE's Avatar Thank goodness it was mummified, Salle. I have a dose of the shivers. I don't like mice.

Posted by: TIGGYWINKLE on 6th Nov 2008 at 02:00AM

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Camilla's Avatar Eek.! don't forget to check the wellies in the morning Salle..!

xx

Posted by: Camilla on 6th Nov 2008 at 02:13AM

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Unpeuloufoque's Avatar OOOHH cats all hate thier woners... or perhasp its your cats idea of a giftee!! So glad to hear you are going to be blogging I do LOVE your postings ! If you are still stuck email me and I will see if I can sort you out..

Posted by: Unpeuloufoque on 6th Nov 2008 at 07:57AM

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