Cowart's Common Room
Redneck Vacation

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
"Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

"Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.

"Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

Posted at 19th Apr 2008 - 04:43PM   Posted by FunkyMunky   Redneck Vacation Comments: 5

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Unpeuloufoque's Avatar Boom boom! Good to see you back in style Funky Moneky!!Laughing

Posted by: Unpeuloufoque on 19th Apr 2008 at 04:49PM

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Westerwitch's Avatar Hi FunkyMunky - back in style . . .Laughing

Posted by: Westerwitch on 19th Apr 2008 at 04:52PM

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Snailbeachshepherdess's Avatar well hello Funkey Monkey lovely to see you back

Posted by: Snailbeachshepherdess on 19th Apr 2008 at 05:00PM

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Crystal Jigsaw's Avatar Yes, great to see you around - you just love a party don't you Laughing

Hope you're doing well
Crystal xx

Posted by: Crystal Jigsaw on 19th Apr 2008 at 05:52PM

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Pondside's Avatar errrrr - I think I know Erlene - saw her last week down at the Logcabin Pub and she was ......... with child!

Posted by: Pondside on 20th Apr 2008 at 01:15AM

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