Cowart's Common Room
You get less for murder

When ever we are asked how long we have been together . . .26 years . . .HS always says - you get less for murder . . .

Someone sent this joke to me today . . .

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why
are you down here at this time of night?'
The husband looks up from is coffee, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when
we were dating, and you were only 16?' he asks solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and

'Yes I do,' she replies.
The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember
when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?'
'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun

in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'
'I remember that too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said......'I would have gotten
out today.'

Posted at 14th Apr 2008 - 10:23PM   Posted by Westerwitch   You get less for murder Comments: 6

Camilla's Avatar Brilliant.!Wink

Posted by: Camilla on 15th Apr 2008 at 12:49AM

Faith's Avatar Laughing

Posted by: Faith on 15th Apr 2008 at 08:07AM

Fennie's Avatar Ohhh! Durr! That's so sad! But think of all the fun he would have missed.
OK I know it's meant to be a joke!

Posted by: Fennie on 15th Apr 2008 at 09:38AM

Milla's Avatar nice to see that love's alive and kicking still

Posted by: Milla on 15th Apr 2008 at 10:13AM

Westerwitch's Avatar Yup - all hearts and roses . . .Twisted Evil

Posted by: Westerwitch on 15th Apr 2008 at 10:16AM


Posted by: Crucifix on 15th Apr 2008 at 05:51PM

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