Cowart's Common Room
POLITICS

No matter what party you support, I think you'll get a kick out of this!


A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.

Posted at 12th Apr 2008 - 03:42PM   Posted by Cait   POLITICS Comments: 4

Re:
Westerwitch's Avatar EEEEek - Laughing

Posted by: Westerwitch on 12th Apr 2008 at 03:48PM

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Cait's Avatar PS The last sentence of that joke is

AND THE FUTURE IS IN DEEP *HIT!

Posted by: Cait on 12th Apr 2008 at 03:50PM

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Milla's Avatar had been about to supply a similar last sentence. Ah, for a minute I'd thought I could be so clever. Poor Government.

Posted by: Milla on 12th Apr 2008 at 04:23PM

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Camilla's Avatar Goodness.!!Laughing

Posted by: Camilla on 13th Apr 2008 at 01:24AM

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