Cowart's Common Room
Small courses available


WICOE

(Women In Charge Of Everything)

Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE WELCOME


Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum

DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

Posted at 11th Apr 2008 - 11:43AM   Posted by Jackofall   Small courses available Comments: 7

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Jackofall's Avatar Original removed for sake of space

Posted by: Jackofall on 11th Apr 2008 at 11:44AM

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Exmoorjane's Avatar Damn. Just commented long and large on this. Can't be parsed to do it all again but great! Loved it.

Posted by: Exmoorjane on 11th Apr 2008 at 11:46AM

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Milla's Avatar I'm worried I might be a man:
Fantastic at parking in tiny spaces
hate shopping
never ask for directions - just follow another confident looking car
rubbish at phoning if am going to be late - thinking, he'll know I'm late, because I won't be there
On the other hand, what is a remote control??

Posted by: Milla on 11th Apr 2008 at 12:54PM

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Exmoorjane's Avatar Yeah, I'm the one who cringes when Adrian tries to parallel park. WOuld never EVER have him along shopping either - I'm strictly a solo grab and run girl.
But everything else....yup, spot on. Oh, and by the way, Milla.....something you should know....

Posted by: Exmoorjane on 11th Apr 2008 at 01:44PM

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My hubby loves to shop. I hate it. He is soooo slow and keeps putting weird things in the cart, like having a toddler. I am grab and leave too. I'm not big on shopping at all.

Rest spot on though. We definitley have levitating dishes in our house. Worse after he has returened froma business trip staying in hotels having clothes done for him, bed made, food cleared etc. I call it 'field fever' as when he has been out in the field he needs taming all over again.

Posted by: Crucifix on 11th Apr 2008 at 01:56PM

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Cait's Avatar Loved this!

Posted by: Cait on 11th Apr 2008 at 06:28PM

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Westerwitch's Avatar Thanks Jacko

Posted by: Westerwitch on 11th Apr 2008 at 07:02PM

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