Cowart's Common Room
COWARTS TREATMENT ROOM

Welcome to Cowarts Therapy and Treatment Room

I know some of you are not feeling at your best so give yourself a treat and pop down to the shippen, er I mean Cowarts Luxury Appointed Treatment Facility and choose from the following treatments

RAKEE Not to be confused with the well known head massage, this treatment involves the use of garden rakes to invigorate and exfoliate the skin.

MUD TREATMENT A quick dive into the slurry pit to soothe aching muscles, followed by a powerful hydrotherapy treatment of WW hosing you down with the Karcher pressure washer in the yard.

HOT STONES MASSAGE We have managed to acquire the services of Olga, 23 stones of beautiful Lithuanian womanhood. She will massage all your worries away with oil [ I believe she’s recycling chip oil from the Refrectory] Then she lights a bonfire on the old mill stone and gently places on your back while you relax.

Limited availability. BOOK YOUR TREATMENTS NOW

Posted at 10th Apr 2008 - 10:27AM   Posted by Toady   COWARTS TREATMENT ROOM Comments: 13

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Westerwitch's Avatar He He He . . . ready and waiting . . .turns pressure washer up to full power . . Twisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

Don't forget the Still Toady . . .

Posted by: Westerwitch on 10th Apr 2008 at 10:49AM

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Exmoorjane's Avatar You know what? Sounds good to me - and actually not that far removed from many of the, er, 'treatments' I've had in all kinds of odd places...Cool

Posted by: Exmoorjane on 10th Apr 2008 at 11:35AM

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Faith's Avatar ToadyLaughing

Posted by: Faith on 10th Apr 2008 at 11:41AM

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Pondside's Avatar I'd like to buy gift certificates for treatment for some of my colleagues!

Posted by: Pondside on 10th Apr 2008 at 02:58PM

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Preseli Mags's Avatar That made me laugh so hard I choked on my tea! Just brilliant. I'll book a Hot Stone 'Massage' for my ex-boss please I'll help drop - er 'place' - the stone onto her (from the roof of Cowarts preferably.)

Posted by: Preseli Mags on 10th Apr 2008 at 03:41PM

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Ivy's Avatar
Exmoorjane said:
You know what? Sounds good to me - and actually not that far removed from many of the, er, 'treatments' I've had in all kinds of odd places...Cool




Jane do you want to talk?Rolling Eyes

Posted by: Ivy on 10th Apr 2008 at 03:58PM

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Sooooo funny, love it! Laughing

Posted by: Crucifix on 10th Apr 2008 at 04:37PM

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Peterwf's Avatar There I was waiting in the chip shop and thinking of Olga.

Posted by: Peterwf on 10th Apr 2008 at 05:55PM

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Well it would waken me up Thats for sure Laughing x

Posted by: Bodran on 10th Apr 2008 at 07:56PM

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Exmoorjane's Avatar Yeah Ivy, guess I s hould talk to someone!! Smile

Posted by: Exmoorjane on 10th Apr 2008 at 08:00PM

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Bayou's Avatar Toady Laughing, please: how much for the subscription? I would like to join your club Cool. Does 'buy 6 and get one for free' apply?
I like also the idea of the hot stone IdeaIdeaIdea

Posted by: Bayou on 10th Apr 2008 at 08:08PM

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Toady's Avatar You can pay Olga in Vodka, I think she has about 2 bottles per treatment - one for her, one for you.

Posted by: Toady on 10th Apr 2008 at 08:18PM

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KittyB's Avatar Excellent - count me in! Sounds a whole lot better than many of the treatments I've had!

Posted by: KittyB on 11th Apr 2008 at 08:12AM

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