Cowart's Common Room

A young woman goes to confession.

Bless me Father for I have sinned. My boyfriend made love to me 7 times last night.

The priest thought for a bit and then said " 7 times you say. Squeeze 5 lemons into a glass and drink it."

Baffled the woman said " Will that absolve me Father?"

"No" he replied, "But it'll knock the smile off your face"

Posted at 1st Apr 2008 - 10:23AM   Posted by Toady   JOKE Comments: 4

Unpeuloufoque's Avatar Boom Boom as Basil Brush would say!!!

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Posted by: ZoŽ on 1st Apr 2008 at 12:17PM

Camilla's Avatar That's a cracker.!LaughingLaughing

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