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And a Happy New Year from us!

This morning I received this which I thought might amuse you!

I must send my thanks this New Year to whoever sent me the email about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
If you don't send this email to at least 47,000 people in the next 47 minutes, a large pigeon with diarrhoea will land on your head at 5:47 p.m. this afternoon and the fleas from 47 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbourís ex-mother-in-law's second husband's Cousin's beautician.
Have a wonderful day...
Oh AND a scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient sexual activity read their email with their hand on the mouse. Oops!

On a more serious note (and after reading Crystals blog) Christmas can be very difficult for all carers and people with disabilities.
New year also has its perils, I am already getting anxious about tonight (am trying not to but I know what it will entail) as C finds the fireworks so difficult to handle - and they get more each year.
But we will get through it and tomorrow is another year (already - where has the last year gone!)
Donít forget to make sure your pets are safe!

May you all have a happy, healthy, safe and painless new year!
Love Jenny and Christopher x
Very HappyVery HappyConfused

Posted at 31st Dec 2007 - 11:26AM   Posted by Casdok   And a Happy New Year from us! Comments: 4

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Westerwitch's Avatar Happy New Year to you and Christopher - I do hope the fireworks aren't too much of a trial. We have fireworks at the falls which I enjoy, but at the same time worry about the effects on the animals. We banned fireworks at Cesspit as it upset the sheep and chickens and dogs etc.

Big hug to both of you. . . .now about this rat poo . . .

Posted by: Westerwitch on 31st Dec 2007 at 02:23PM

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Withy Brook's Avatar A very happy New Year to you and Christopher. Hope that the fireworks are not too bad - though as you say they seem to get more every year. Poor Christopher, not a nice way to say g-b to 2007 or welcome 2008

Posted by: Withy Brook on 31st Dec 2007 at 02:50PM

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Camilla's Avatar Dear Casdok and Christopher,

Wishing you both a happy New Year.

I do hope the fireworks do not go on for too long, I know how upsetting this can be. My dog gets so nervous and shake when she hears the fireworks.

Love and Best Wishes,
Camilla.xx

Posted by: Camilla on 31st Dec 2007 at 03:36PM

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Happy New Year to you both. I hope the fireworks dont upset C too much.

Very best wishes, ZoŽ xx

Posted by: ZoŽ on 31st Dec 2007 at 07:12PM

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