Cowart's Common Room
Christmas Present

I apologise in advance if you have already seen this but I had to show it to you as I thought it was really funny - hope you do too!!


A man walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife.

He is shown several possibilities that range from 50 to 150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price.

He opts for the sheerest item, pays the 150 and takes the lingerie home.

He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.

Upstairs the wife thinks 'I have an idea. It's so see-through that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on - do the modelling naked return it tomorrow and get a 150 refund and keep the money for myself'.

So she appears naked at the top of the stairs and strikes a pose.

The husband says 'Good grief! It wasn't that creased in the shop'.

His funeral is this Thursday.

Posted at 23rd Dec 2007 - 11:32AM   Posted by Crystal Jigsaw   Christmas Present Comments: 4

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Faith's Avatar I havent heard that oneLaughing but it is a variant of the one where the two old ladies dare each other to run past the old gents naked at the old people's home. 'What were they wearing?' asked one old gent. 'I don't know' answered another 'But it needed ironing!'

Also reminds me of the one where the man in the big coat 'flashes' at two old ladies..... and one turns to the other and says 'It's not often you see a real silk lining, nowadays, is it Mavis?'

Posted by: Faith on 23rd Dec 2007 at 12:44PM

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Pondside's Avatar No, hadn't seen that one, or Faith's two. Good laugh!

Posted by: Pondside on 23rd Dec 2007 at 03:46PM

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Camilla's Avatar Very amusing Crystal that joke, I had not heard of it before.

Faith - Love the one about the lining.!

Posted by: Camilla on 23rd Dec 2007 at 05:17PM

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Westerwitch's Avatar Excellent . . . Um Embarassed: took me a while to get the silk lining one though EmbarassedEmbarassed . . . sigh . . .guess the blonde will out no matter what.

Posted by: Westerwitch on 23rd Dec 2007 at 08:28PM

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