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Gravity switched off due to 'essential maintenance work'

The CEO of United Utilities has apologized to customers in the West Midlands area for the inconvenience caused to customers during the two hour period last night when gravity had to be switched of due to essential maintenance work.

‘Rates of obesity in Britain are putting increased demands on gravity, which in some areas is struggling to cope with current demands’ said Benjamin Small. Much of the country’s outdated Victorian gravitational infrastructure was originally intended for fewer and lighter people and is only now being upgraded to meet 21st Century requirements. ‘But this may result in some minor disruption to the service during this time’ conceded Mr Small.

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Posted at 19th Dec 2007 - 11:55AM   Posted by Jackofall   Gravity switch off Comments: 4

Ivy's Avatar Yeah I was doubting my English again Evil or Very Mad didn't see the read the full story line and was thinking gravity had a meaning so far unknown to me apart from the obvious ones.....

Posted by: Ivy on 19th Dec 2007 at 12:23PM

Cait's Avatar I wonder if Health and Safety have thought of this risk?Smile

Posted by: Cait on 19th Dec 2007 at 01:09PM

Elizabethm's Avatar That explains why I was floating along this afternoon.

Posted by: Elizabethm on 19th Dec 2007 at 09:06PM

Westerwitch's Avatar Ooooooo floating and won't get a hangover - brilliant.

Posted by: Westerwitch on 19th Dec 2007 at 09:15PM

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