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Breasts??

I spent the best part of today hoovering my breasts! !

i've got a lovely pair!! And i do like them to look festive !!

So they get a good clean for christmas! once a year is plenty.

And the thought came to me WHY?? are they called breasts??

CHIMNEY ONE'S that isRolling Eyes

Posted at 15th Dec 2007 - 05:59PM   Posted by Bodran   Breasts?? Comments: 9

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Cait's Avatar Because they come in pairs? And stick upwards? (sorry!)Smile

Posted by: Cait on 15th Dec 2007 at 06:01PM

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Laughing

Posted by: Bodran on 15th Dec 2007 at 06:06PM

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nothing to do with smoke coming out of them thenConfused thought not.

Posted by: Bodran on 15th Dec 2007 at 06:07PM

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Faith's Avatar The only thing i can think of is fairly rude -

They are nice to look at when you are stoking the fire!

Bodran started it Miss!!!!

Posted by: Faith on 15th Dec 2007 at 09:21PM

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Frances's Avatar Are you being cheeky with this posting, Jo?
Don't care if you might be. It was a such a funny question. and bet that traditions provide the answer.

xo

Posted by: Frances on 16th Dec 2007 at 12:48AM

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Camilla's Avatar They come in pairs, but mine sadly do not stick upwards anymore, more to below my knees.Smile

Posted by: Camilla on 16th Dec 2007 at 03:28AM

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Westerwitch's Avatar . . . . .sigh . . .Rolling Eyes

Posted by: Westerwitch on 16th Dec 2007 at 11:45AM

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Ivy's Avatar Do you let an astounded foreigner in on your strange Chrismas preparation? I mus say if they need so much attention the must be enormous!Laughing

Posted by: Ivy on 16th Dec 2007 at 04:43PM

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LaughingLaughingLaughing I left them alone today to much titivating [pardon the pun] would frighten the natives Very Happy

Posted by: Bodran on 16th Dec 2007 at 08:11PM

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