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Asbo's Property Laws

If I like it, IT'S MINE

If it's in my mouth, IT'S MINE

If I can take it from you. IT'S MINE

If I had it a little while ago, IT'S MINE

If IT'S MINE, it must never appear to be yours in any way

If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces ARE MINE

If it just looks like mine, IT'S MINE

If I saw it first, IT'S MINE

If you are playing with somthing and you put it down, it automatically BECOMES MINE

If it's broken, IT'S YOURS!

Sent to me with the drawing of his dogs by a cousin. as a Christmas card.
With love from a lovely sunny Northumberland

Posted at 10th Dec 2007 - 12:54PM   Posted by Withy Brook   For Asbo Comments: 6

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Frances's Avatar Great words, great drawing ... such motion in that picture, can just hear the snarling, see the tails in motion, the determination to win at any cost. Then the pop of the cracker. Which dog will wear the crown?

xo

Posted by: Frances on 10th Dec 2007 at 01:33PM

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Preseli Mags's Avatar That really made me laugh! Great picture too.

I would also like to add (on behalf of the two beagles we've owned):
If it's on your plate, IT'S MINE.
If it's in the fridge, IT'S MINE.
If it's in the freezer, IT's MINE
So what if it's still frozen, IT'S MINE
If it's on the floor, IT'S MINE.

PS: I've just read 'Marley and Me: Life and Love with the World's Worst Dog' by John Grogan, which made me think of ExmoorJane and Asbo. It's a great book, I highly recommend it to all dog lovers, but especially those who have known and loved Labradors.

Posted by: Preseli Mags on 10th Dec 2007 at 01:57PM

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Exmoorjane's Avatar Oooooh, Withy, how perfect! LOVED PM's additions too.....laughing out loud at those.
Can I add......
if it's smelly.....it's mine
if it's pooey......it's mine
if it's on the table....it's mine

Milla could add, of course..... even if it's a household implement, it's mine...Asbo still thinks HUGE respect to Lolly for eating an iron...even he can;'t do that!

Posted by: Exmoorjane on 10th Dec 2007 at 02:01PM

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Preseli Mags's Avatar I forgot about household implements! A sheepdog puppy of ours once ate a Hoover Junior vaccum cleaner. All the flex, the bag and its contents, the rubber bits, the revolving brush ... but not the handle. She then carried on to eat ALL the electric cables and plugs off a drill, sander, paint stripping gun etc. All in one glorious night of chewing.

Posted by: Preseli Mags on 10th Dec 2007 at 02:06PM

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Westerwitch's Avatar Oh Love it, love it and so true.

And if it falls off the table it's MINE before it hits the floor.

Posted by: Westerwitch on 10th Dec 2007 at 05:21PM

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Camilla's Avatar Absolutely love this Withy.

May I add, even if no one is looking and I pinch it, and it makes me sick, it's mine.

Camilla.x

Posted by: Camilla on 10th Dec 2007 at 10:35PM

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