Cowart's Common Room
My New Parrot

Recently I received a parrot as a gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.

I tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else I could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, I was fed up and I yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back.

I shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder.

So, in desperation, I threw up my hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet.

Not a peep was heard for over a minute.

Fearing that I'd hurt the parrot,

I quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto my outstretched arms and said

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions.

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

I was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As I was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

Posted at 3rd Dec 2007 - 10:04PM   Posted by Grouse   My New Parrot Comments: 6

Fennie's Avatar Excellent, Grouse!

Posted by: Fennie on 3rd Dec 2007 at 10:08PM

Jackofall's Avatar Great to hear it again!

Posted by: Jackofall on 3rd Dec 2007 at 10:16PM

Westerwitch's Avatar LOL

Posted by: Westerwitch on 3rd Dec 2007 at 10:33PM

Camilla's Avatar Haha, brilliant Grouse.!

Posted by: Camilla on 3rd Dec 2007 at 11:50PM

Pondside's Avatar Good one!.....and appropriate for the season!

Posted by: Pondside on 4th Dec 2007 at 04:00AM

Milla's Avatar love it!

Posted by: Milla on 4th Dec 2007 at 10:34AM

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