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Fifty Shades of Grey...the Husbands point of View.

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Posted at 2nd Feb 2013 - 05:01PM   Posted by Fairy Nuff   Fifty Shades of Grey... Comments: 11

Fairy Nuff's Avatar FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;
T'was "fifty shades of grey".

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread...

In her left she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!

Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
I am a dominater !!

Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.

She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left t*t!

Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done!?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one"!!

Well readers, I can't tell no more;
About what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey.

by Geoff Grove

Posted by: Fairy Nuff on 2nd Feb 2013 at 05:02PM

Camilla's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Camilla on 2nd Feb 2013 at 05:04PM

Fennie's Avatar I like the line about toppling off her Zimmer!

Posted by: Fennie on 2nd Feb 2013 at 06:10PM

Mountainear's Avatar If this were the ubiquitous Facebook I'd be clicking the 'Like' button. Very Happy

Posted by: Mountainear on 2nd Feb 2013 at 07:21PM

Faith's Avatar BrillLaughing Even funnier than 50 sheds of grey that I bought Bill as a stocking filler!

Posted by: Faith on 2nd Feb 2013 at 07:54PM

Withy Brook's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Withy Brook on 2nd Feb 2013 at 10:06PM

Lily's Avatar More entertaining than the book

Posted by: Lily on 3rd Feb 2013 at 09:00AM

Arosebyanyothername's Avatar Sadly, Geoff is no relation. Laughing

Posted by: Arosebyanyothername on 3rd Feb 2013 at 10:02AM

Fairy Nuff's Avatar My Neice posted it on FB, I think he's a friend of a friend of hers.
As she said so eloquently... pmslLaughing

Posted by: Fairy Nuff on 3rd Feb 2013 at 11:49AM

Camilla's Avatar Sent this to my daughter, she laughed out loud.Very Happy

Posted by: Camilla on 3rd Feb 2013 at 02:16PM

Westerwitch's Avatar Love it Very Happy

Posted by: Westerwitch on 3rd Feb 2013 at 03:46PM

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