Cowart's Common Room
A Real Man

With thanks to Silverhead who sent this to me . . . please read this ALL the way through . . .

A Real Man

A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
Itís wine that does all that.......

Never mind.

So come on now all you Purplecooers no more left over wine.

Posted at 14th Nov 2010 - 01:45PM   Posted by Westerwitch   A Real Man Comments: 4

Resewnsally's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughing Love it! Could do with a bottle today. One of those days where everything goes wrong. Rolling Eyes

But rest assured Headmistress, no leftovers here! Laughing

Posted by: Resewnsally on 14th Nov 2010 at 02:29PM

Fennie's Avatar So wish that were true! But wine has the reverse effect - it's good as an anaesthethic - and of course it's pleasurable - but it has distinctly unenobling qualities. Just brings out everything that is worst in me. I've spent my entire life expecting wonders but wonders have never happened, just the reverse. It's all a myth, I conclude. Like unicorns. Why do we run around peddling this myth? Champagne is possibly an exception.

Posted by: Fennie on 14th Nov 2010 at 04:01PM

Frances's Avatar Silverhead and WW,

I did smile as I read this, but think that I will have to agree with Fennie's comment.

Champagne, wine, other relaxations and perhaps alterations to our perceptions might be welcome, yet over my lifetime (and it does increase year by year) I will have say that I really do love real life and continue to cherish and relish the wonders and treasures (big and very, very small) to be found day to day.


Posted by: Frances on 15th Nov 2010 at 12:01AM

Cait's Avatar Love it!

Posted by: Cait on 15th Nov 2010 at 09:37AM

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