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Another disaster of a school trip I'm sorry to say.
The school bus came back half empty due to some of the girls being held over night at Wimbedon Police station.
Of course Blossom was not interested in the tennis and made a beeline for for the squaddies that were on security duties.QED
Kitty got thrown out of the refreshments marquee for stating that her cakes were far superior to the rubbish on offer, which was fine except she lobbed one across the room and caught Ann Jones right in the mush!
Zoe and Withy were of course very interested in the grass but cutting a sample for research purposed from the service line of the Centre Court did not go down very well.
Several girls overdid the Pimms and strawberries and were rushed to A & E.
And then of course there's Faith. Her excuse when found grasping Nadal's buttocks was not well received. They did not believe her when she said she was measuring so that she could buy him some decent underpants. Her case comes up next Friday.

Posted at 23rd Jun 2010 - 08:06AM   Posted by Toady   Cowarts Tennis Squad Comments: 9

Preseli Mags's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughing The mental image of Faith grasping Nadal will live with me for the rest of this year's Wimbledon! ShockedVery HappyVery HappyVery Happy I hope he makes it to the final (with his buttocks intact!)

Posted by: Preseli Mags on 23rd Jun 2010 at 08:36AM

Withy Brook's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Withy Brook on 23rd Jun 2010 at 09:05AM

Faith's Avatar The most funny thing about it is..... I have no interest whatsoever in tennis and do not even know who he is! So I will have to check him out, and his buttocks, so I know what I'm getting to grips with, and whether it was worth it!Laughing

Ok, I got a piccie up on the internet - yes quite cute, but I'm not into cradle snatching - how old is he???

Posted by: Faith on 23rd Jun 2010 at 09:07AM


Posted by: Zoe on 23rd Jun 2010 at 09:32AM

Salle de Bain's Avatar Honestly Girls!

You know that pupil behaviour does depend on whoever was in charge. Reflects on the head you know Laughing

Er-hem.....who was in charge by the wayBlink

Posted by: Salle de Bain on 23rd Jun 2010 at 09:44AM

Fairy Nuff's Avatar LaughingLaughingLaughing
Almost makes me want to watch the tennis!
(OK I'll admit we do usually watch the finalsWink)

Posted by: Fairy Nuff on 23rd Jun 2010 at 10:57AM

Frances's Avatar Oh, Toady, you are very, very funny! xo

Posted by: Frances on 23rd Jun 2010 at 01:17PM

Mollygolver's Avatar And by all accounts, a good time was had by all LaughingLaughingLaughing

Posted by: Mollygolver on 23rd Jun 2010 at 05:35PM

Camilla's Avatar LaughingLaughing

Posted by: Camilla on 24th Jun 2010 at 01:25AM

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