Cowart's Common Room

Please read this in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn.

A Tennessee farmer gets into his pickup and drives over to the neighbouring farm. He knocks on the door and it's answered by a small boy of about 10.
"Your Daddy in" he asks.
"Nope" replied the boy "He's gone into town."
"Your Mumma in"
"Nope, she's gone to Town with Daddy"
"Your brother Seth in"
"Nope he's gone to town too. If you wanna borrow some tools I know where they all are."
"Nope Son, it's about you brother Seth getting my girl pregnant."

"Well" replied the boy " I know Daddy charges $200 for the hog, and $400 for the steer but I anint got no idea what he charges for Seth"


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