Cowart's Common Room

Gentlemen look away now.

Grace went to see her Gynocologist. He had been loking after her for many years and was worried to see her so upset.
"Now Grace" he said "I've known you for many years and there's nothing that you can't tell me"

"Well Doctor" she replied,"When I went to the loo this morning I heard a funny clinking noise and when I looked into the bowl there was a load of penny pieces. When I went at lunch time it was the same but it was 5p's, and later on in the afternoon it was 10p's." The poor woman was in floods of tears by now. "I'm terrified of going again" she choked.

"My dear girl"replied the Doctor" That's nothing to worry about. You're going through the change"


Posted at 2nd Nov 2009 - 10:13AM   Posted by Toady   Howler Comments: 8

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Posted by: Pipany on 2nd Nov 2009 at 10:24AM

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Posted by: Withy Brook on 2nd Nov 2009 at 10:34AM

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Posted by: CalicoKate on 2nd Nov 2009 at 10:52AM

Arosebyanyothername's Avatar Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy She should sit tight and wait for the pounds to fall off!

Posted by: Arosebyanyothername on 2nd Nov 2009 at 10:54AM

Fennie's Avatar If her urine was cloudy, I'd nod sagely and say this must be the silver lining.

On the other hand I might ask - do you by any chance pull the chain before you've 'performed?'Very Happy

Posted by: Fennie on 2nd Nov 2009 at 11:24AM

LaughingLaughingLaughing Good one Toady!

At least she didn't have a bad dose of the threepenny bits too!

Posted by: Zoe on 2nd Nov 2009 at 11:28AM

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She will be in sixpence to see what comes out next.

Posted by: Westerwitch on 2nd Nov 2009 at 01:19PM

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Posted by: Camilla on 3rd Nov 2009 at 01:06AM

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